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The Dream is Free, The Hustle Sold Separately

Cryst!

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I’m excited because my college friend and fellow mom-of-twin-girls, Crystal, is coming from afar to stay for a few days and rescue me from my inexperience. We’ve been friends for 10 years. *Oh my gosh, I was in college 10 years ago. And likely had smaller pores, perkier boobs, and took time to shave my armpits.*

A moment of silence.

Crystal and I have maintained our friendship despite going our separate ways with our freakishly tall husbands. Her twin girls are 18 months, so she has wisdom that I need to tap into asap.

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    A peek at the future. . .
    I’m 50 and the kids are on their own now.
    My pores are larger, Victoria’s secret has bras that make me look perky and I can now afford to buy them. I shave every day because I can. My tall husband is actually a little shorter now (they start to slump a little later on)
    Watching you go through this wonder phase of your life makes me remember when my kids were tiny. I love your humor Beth.

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