Lately it just doesn’t feel like you’re holding up to your end of the deal. Nevermind the scorching summer we’re experiencing… You promise all-day freshness and protection, but somehow you fall through on a daily basis. Do you really think I want to be that smelly girl? Doesn’t antiperspirant, by definition mean it’s supposed to prevent perspiration? You can’t rely solely on your ‘shower fresh scent’ because it doesn’t hold a candle to my sweaty self. Sometimes I entertain the idea of using the hubs’ manish deodorant, but I worry that you would find out (and quite frankly I don’t want to smell like Old Spice). And when you claim to be ‘body responsive’ doesn’t that mean you’re supposed to RESPOND when I start perspiring?
And what about your claim to be an ‘invisible solid?’ It may be invisible if you’re wearing a white top! Consider yourself an outcast amongst my toiletries.