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Dear Deodorant,
Lately it just doesn’t feel like you’re holding up to your end of the deal. Nevermind the scorching summer we’re experiencing… You promise all-day freshness and protection, but somehow you fall through on a daily basis. Do you really think I want to be that smelly girl? Doesn’t antiperspirant, by definition mean it’s supposed to prevent perspiration? You can’t rely solely on your ‘shower fresh scent’ because it doesn’t hold a candle to my sweaty self. Sometimes I entertain the idea of using the hubs’ manish deodorant, but I worry that you would find out (and quite frankly I don’t want to smell like Old Spice). And when you claim to be ‘body responsive’ doesn’t that mean you’re supposed to RESPOND when I start perspiring?
And what about your claim to be an ‘invisible solid?’ It may be invisible if you’re wearing a white top! Consider yourself an outcast amongst my toiletries.
Warm Regards,
Bethany
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So, did you break up? I personally think that deodorant doesnt fully work so you have to keep using more and therefore buy more. I even ended up carrying around a travel size one in my purse this summer so I wouldn’t be “that” stinky girl either. I was even afraid to give spontaneous hugs. Very sad.