Ok, so I’ve acquired a couple pregnancy magazines in the last few months… and one such magazine I was flipping through at work (which is frowned upon), and I fell upon this picture promoting the sale of their… boob divider:
Seriously? Is it necessary to separate your breasts while you sleep? And would that weird rubbery thing really stay snuggly positioned between Thing 1 and Thing 2? It looks like it’s going to shoot out and break your beloved’s nose. You wouldn’t be able to roll over, or sleep freely. I mean, I’m not saying that you should just let your girls roam free at night, because when they get so large and heavy during pregnancy, it’s good to corral them at all times to avoid stretchmarks and saggy breast post pregnancy, but I believe I’ll pass on the rubber boob-divider and opt for the more comfortable and stationary sports bra. Thank you very much.